Sunday, June 28, 2009

BITCHES! THIS IS EDUCATION!

ARE YOU A REAL MAN?? ARE YOU??!? JRRRMYOOOBASSSIITTII!




Also, you will now see manyposts perpage. You're welcome.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Anthem - Part 1

( the anthem part 1 )

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

An Angry Robot
Never Kilss
Never Lies
Never Stops
NEver Dies

Never thinks
Never tries
Never nice
never twice

just kill
plain & simple

turn around and you'll find
the robot right behuind.

NOW YOU WILL - NOW YOU WILL - NOW YOU WILLLLLL
DIE!! DIE!
You'll DIiiiieeee!!!!
arrrrrhrrhghghh.....

sucess.
system shutdown.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Master Let Down..


Tuesday, June - 23 - 2009,
Bombay
Location : Firangi Paani @ Fun Republic.

On This fateful day two of our Brain Curdled members decided to attend this Music Extravaganza to be held at the above mentioned location.

So Mr Jrmy & Mr Knny set out on their Journey. They Decide that they are not appropriate mood for this absolutely awesome gig. At aound 8.15 they enter a local chamiya bar., consume an Quart rum wid Thums Up.. Within 30 mins they get done & head to the venue.
On the way having some interesting conversations & checking out some Hot punannis. They reach the venue finish of their cancer sticks & enter the lift with this absolutely stunning biatch wearing a cock tease of a Saree.. yum yum...

They reach their destination & Bump into the band Bassist. Mr K say "Dude! Wats the scene" Mr Bassist Den Replies "Scenes are not good". Hearing this We get the idea of what exactly is going on. The den decide to have a Master leak. Doing that they go to the receptionist & He tells "Rs 500 Cover Charge"..

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Moral & Explanation of the story

We Go to Firangi Paani to see Reverse Polarity play, as we were invited & it was supposed to be free entry. We go there and they expect us to pay Rs 500 for cover , which will only buy us 1 Pint & A Samosa.

So u think only we the stingy poor bastards were complaining.. it was even the the rich kids who were like WTF... few of them were saying stuff like "We'll Show Dem".. "Wat a Fuckin Let Down".. Even the rich kids.. They were in the same lift as we were.
Regardless i think the Rich Gujarati Muhfucks must have gone in & must demanded dem to play some fucking Dandiya shit.. or himesh..

I Don't Blame Reverse Polarity.. (At least Jordan was pissed off abt it.) But this SHIT is Channel [V(are gay)] & Firangi Paani [BJN Group (BJN = Blow Job Networks )] Brainchild.

This Was the Master Let Down Of this Month.

There's more i wanna add.. but I'm done typing..

Comments please...





Hot Release : 311 New Album + Bonus Tracks...


Good Morning people..

Some New music for Ur ears..

the 311 albums + Bonus Tracks..

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http://www.mediafire.com/?qnyeznzvwut

Please Copy paste theese Link in Your Browser..

Look Out for Some Music Coming.. Any sugestions & Requests are welcomed...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Soldier Barker

Viva les Hip hop ~ Punk rock!!

-Luli



Monday, June 15, 2009

Kahani Kismat Ki

hi logon,

Welcome to Dr. Braincurd Clinic - Your one stop shop solution to all your intimate problems.
Q:- Hi I am 22 male and weigh only 50.....i have heard about this endura mass...and i wanna know that is it good?
Dr.BC:- is it good? let me tell you in song!

"kya aapko kabhi patla papad jaisa mehsoosh hua?
" "kya aapke haddiya hamesha tooth jaate hai?" "kya aapko bhi rockstar banni hai?"
...toh aapko Endura Mass Khani hogi
...ek bar bas aazma ke dekhe...Rock Star banjaiye

Dr.BC: - i hope that solves your querie.
A

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Naye Zamane Ka Reader..

OK so I got into this new Habit called of Reading... eBooks of course.. (I'm so 2009) but reading ebooks can be so pissing off..
While reading you favourite Book/Comic/Porn ebook.. found it awfully irritable about the pages in a weird order..
So here comes PDF action reader which saves the day. Which makes the books interface like a real one..
Posting the link.. Download it.. and try it Ur selves..


P.S. No Adware Or Spyware found.. Alleluia..

Bruno Ya..

Presenting from the makers of Borat.. Comes yet another Awesome.. Movie.. Based on the infamous Character from the Ali G Show.. Check out the trailer.. We have to watch this one together like we saw Borat in class..

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Abe ... yeh kya scene hai?

Abe ... yeh kya scene hai...

Blink & Daft Punk along with Kanye West ?!
what genre is that..'niggerpunkdance'

off RS online:-
For their first tour since 2005, Blink-182 are trying a new strategy: rehearsing. "We used to walk onstage and forget our parts — we just wanted to play fast and look cool," says bassist Mark Hoppus. "This time, we want to be more artistic." The trio's reunion tour will feature all their pop-punk hits and a few new songs, plus they're planning an intense light show from Daft Punk and Kanye West's set designer. "We want to use the entire arena as a lighting rig and a stage," says Hoppus. "We're being as ambitious as possible."

Maska Maaro!

Fuck that stupid class blog dude's, no-body gives a fuck in our class anyways!

...so BrainCurd is here to entertain you!(Saving the Day)

now this is the killer shit..
wouldnt it be nice to have poetry like this in school?!

Hickory Dickory Dock
I'm the coolest fuck on the block

i run the show ... you gotta know
your girlfriends mom is a ho!

Hickory Dickory Dock!


hey .. check out the new header creative made by kenny
also if you havent seen the trailer to The Hangover..(released in the states)
check it out here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmkDDmoODA

DICKHEADS!!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Best Reggae Ska Video Ever..


This is officially the best Reggae Video EVER... The Best part is Indians are A major part of this Awesome production.. check it out..





Blink 182 fans

download the rare ones from here...

just copy paste them into a new tab > right click>save as.

http://www.taringa.net/posts/musica/1905566/megapost---Blink-182.html

Future of us marol boys looks weak!

Marol is hanging in the balance of a few of us remaining, the rest of our brothers have all been plagued by the disease that has been spread by the virus, code name - JBB. (johnnyblackboy)

the symptoms of the disease,
  • extreme dancing involving the use of you fists, swinging arms and spinning air tables
  • thinking your a professional DJ.
  • thinking your a gangster.
  • wearing hip-hop clothes like your the real-G from the hood.
  • thinking your a professional stunt biker with bike slogan - we don't ride fast, we fly low
  • getting tattoos done to symbolize/emphasize on g-talk.
we are slowly coming to an end my brothers,
and all those reading this post from marol, you are the last ones left.
we must stop this before the plague spreads to the rest of the world... !!!!

Monday, June 8, 2009

This Blog is for Hagavign



















hi,


welcome to Braincurd.blogspot.com - dimmag ki dahi maat karna
this spot is only for hagaving, so all your "hope you die in hell" comments are generally welcome

hey, also you can leave & post any thing, i will not delete it. i have a motive behind braincurd.

please let your creative curds flow and post any thing you love/like/hate here (music,lyrics,tabs,riffs,graphics,htmls,images) for reviewing by other blog members.

*everything posted here is free, so dont copyright your shit


so let the Hagaving begin.

-jeremy