Monday, May 31, 2010

HEY CHICHA'S!!!

HEY YO CALIENTE"S ... VATO's .... CHULO's.....

some part of this song just reminds me of today.... im just trying really hard to figure out which part though. 

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Free Stuff As Promised..

hey lil boys nd gurls.. check this blog abt free & opensource VST..
very well organised...

go freeware its the way to go... fuck the big guys.. also donate if u the money..




Tuesday, May 18, 2010

ASS LICKERS AT WORK!!! YOU HAV TO HATE THEM.

KENNY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ASSLICKER. AT HOME AT WORK AND AT MALLS.


HE LOVES LICKING THEM BUTTOCKS!!


SLURRPING AND SMOTHERING THEM WITH HIS TONGUE - THEY ARE HIS FAVOURITE.


insignia levels @ home and more.

Hi, please realize this now before you get into reading this following paragraph - I have been in a state of continuous haze in the last three days, my abilities to comprehend what is going on in and around me has been muffled by this poison called "fever". You can continue reading this knowing that the following words make absolutely little or no sense to the stable mind.

Insignia Levels @ Home.
There have been certain feelings since the past few weeks which have taken over me, some of them i really can't point my finger towards, the rest are feelings all of you have experienced.
The first is the feeling of an in-conquerable laziness. Just bumming around. (really strong and overpowering!! matrimony to your bed.)
Secondly - Many a times I feel like rising to the occasion only to realize that feeling number one is suppressing my impressive talents!??! - need an air guitarist, anyone? I'm pretty darn good.
Thirdly - The feeling of  the sinking sand. This indicates the one thing that can go wrong may lead you to try and fix it so desperately that you ruin another and another and another until your way above your head. This feeling just ends with feeling number one.   
   
Check out Farhand perfectly demonstrating the overcoming power of feeling number one. Drastic.

 
The below image shows Vinay has been caught in a whirlpool of laziness. 

got milk?
Solution? - yes. 
Listen to Master of Puppets by Metallica, Perform insane dance mooves brought out by the heavy metal music.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Eat My Words.

Hey! 


It's been a while, & I wish I was more dedicated; but i've been too busy, actually not busy, but lazy. 


So i'm just gonna start from where I left. Make it short and sweet.   


Some incidents: - 


Just recently we went to the Hard Rock Cafe (which incidentally is a bitch to reach staying in the suburbs) where Junkyard Groove had a scheduled gig. My cuz David was with me and kenny and Mallika were joining in later! 


We entered HRC and felt that awesome vibe that club gives. 
This is how it went down. 
Took a leak, bought beer, looked cool, took a sip, looked cool, scope hot chick-oh yeah!- cheers! - looked cool - took a leak, just in case - fuck, now we're Ready2Rock!!Fuck yeah!



JYG took stage - played all their awesome songs - Imagine, Save Me, Let You GO!, Rock N' Roll, a track off their new album, I gotta Feelin, Black Or White, Enter Sandyman(which apprtly Mettalica stole and converted it into Enter Sandman) It's Ok! and more. 


WE ROCKED & WE ROCKED SOME MORE - the best part was meeting the band though. The band took a halftime break and we were chilling outside when david called o Ameeth for a picture - click! - here's what you see below











We talked about everything, from Govinda to Ilayaaraja and more! ARRAHMAN and Ameeth's awesome song writing,to why the old drummer left! You'd 'IMAGINE' Ameeth would get bored, kick you in the balls and 'LET YOU GO', but no, 'IT'S OK! IT'S AlRIGHT!' he was more interested in the q's that came out of my mouth than i have ever been. (say whaaat!)  


Ok, So Chill! that's enough for today. I'm contemplating on writing some more in the near future, even if i dont have any audiences, but I wouldn't count on me.  


Have safe sex everyone. 


- Brain.  















  

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Aliens & Bomb-Dra Fair!

Hi Curds!!!

District 9 was an extreeeemly good movie!!! I am now heavily under the influence that there are aliens living amongst us*.
(*Although Not in Ghettos or being owned by Nigerian spastics, who exchange cat food for advanced alien weaponry but secretly amongst us, like M.I.B.)

We'll that's that ...now ch-ch-check this out!

Went to Bandra fair (big mistake) on the first day.
this is around 08:00 - 08:30 am.

Do you notice the family?
1


NOW PICTURE THOUSANDS OF THEM!!!
2



....THOUSANDS MORE. 3

WANT SOME CHANNA'S?


...AAM PAPAD?

KHILONA?

OR
..NAME ON RICE?

GIANT WHEEL... YIPPEEE.



THE END
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A Beautiful Ode to Our Dear Old Monk

http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/pegged-forever/

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Soupa Doupa Sexy.

Hellow Pimp's an Ho's!! Once again Braincurd brings you another addition to its super-series!



BrainFood Reviews.

If Its On Here - Its For Sure.

Our debut episode deserves a very special contender, found only in the deep dishes of highly inaccessible Marol. If you want to sample this culinary delight, you will have to travel far and wide, through dangerous territories!! but the end result is the ultimate nirvana for your tastebuds, dear tastybuddies!

Voila!


Name : -Chinineseitis Souperitis or more commonly known as Manchow Soup.

Taste's Like:

Review.
One spoonfull of this soup will show you that a perfect blend of thick chicken broth mixed with a whole load of healthy vegetables, and generous pieces of chicken, topped with crisp fried noodles could never complement each other better. Never!
You feel the warmth as you slwallow this spoonfull, and a tingling tangy sensation will spin your tastebuds into heaven.
now that you've tasted it, you realise that you didnt realise your drool was all over the table. your tongue has now tasted the forbidden fruit! so delicious is this portion of soup that it may casue the arousal of sexual desires in some. Many ladies have also known to Orgasm on this soup! (not on the soup assholes!)
but a lethal warning, this soup could, if had too fast or too much, cause impotency, pregnancy & worst of all -
diarrhea .

( please also keep in mind, this is the reviewer's point of view, it could actually be better for U!!)

Price - 35 Rs non-a/c
40 Rs a/c