Eat My Words.

Hey! 

It's been a while, & I wish I was more dedicated; but i've been too busy, actually not busy, but lazy. 

So i'm just gonna start from where I left. Make it short and sweet.   

Some incidents: - 

Just recently we went to the Hard Rock Cafe (which incidentally is a bitch to reach staying in the suburbs) where Junkyard Groove had a scheduled gig. My cuz David was with me and kenny and Mallika were joining in later! 

We entered HRC and felt that awesome vibe that club gives. 

This is how it went down. 

Took a leak, bought beer, looked cool, took a sip, looked cool, scope hot chick-oh yeah!- cheers! - looked cool - took a leak, just in case - fuck, now we're Ready2Rock!!Fuck yeah!

JYG took stage - played all their awesome songs - Imagine, Save Me, Let You GO!, Rock N' Roll, a track off their new album, I gotta Feelin, Black Or White, Enter Sandyman(which apprtly Mettalica stole and converted it into Enter Sandman) It's Ok! and more. 

WE ROCKED & WE ROCKED SOME MORE - the best part was meeting the band though. The band took a halftime break and we were chilling outside when david called o Ameeth for a picture - click! - here's what you see below. 

We talked about everything, from Govinda to Ilayaaraja and more! ARRAHMAN and Ameeth's awesome song writing,to why the old drummer left! You'd 'IMAGINE' Ameeth would get bored, kick you in the balls and 'LET YOU GO', but no, 'IT'S OK! IT'S AlRIGHT!' he was more interested in the q's that came out of my mouth than i have ever been. (say whaaat!)  

Ok, So Chill! that's enough for today. I'm contemplating on writing some more in the near future, even if i dont have any audiences, but I wouldn't count on me.  

Have safe sex everyone. 

- Brain.  

  

Aliens & Bomb-Dra Fair!

Hi Curds!!!

District 9 was an extreeeemly good movie!!! I am now heavily under the influence that there are aliens living amongst us*.
(*Although Not in Ghettos or being owned by Nigerian spastics, who exchange cat food for advanced alien weaponry but secretly amongst us, like M.I.B.)

We'll that's that ...now ch-ch-check this out!

Went to Bandra fair (big mistake) on the first day.
this is around 08:00 - 08:30 am.

Do you notice the family?
1

NOW PICTURE THOUSANDS OF THEM!!!
2

....THOUSANDS MORE. 3

WANT SOME CHANNA'S?


...AAM PAPAD?
KHILONA?

OR
..NAME ON RICE?

GIANT WHEEL... YIPPEEE.



THE END
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A Beautiful Ode to Our Dear Old Monk

http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/pegged-forever/

Soupa Doupa Sexy.

Hellow Pimp's an Ho's!! Once again Braincurd brings you another addition to its super-series!

BrainFood Reviews.

If Its On Here - Its For Sure.

Our debut episode deserves a very special contender, found only in the deep dishes of highly inaccessible Marol. If you want to sample this culinary delight, you will have to travel far and wide, through dangerous territories!! but the end result is the ultimate nirvana for your tastebuds, dear tastybuddies!

Voila!


Name : -Chinineseitis Souperitis or more commonly known as Manchow Soup.

Taste's Like:

Review.
One spoonfull of this soup will show you that a perfect blend of thick chicken broth mixed with a whole load of healthy vegetables, and generous pieces of chicken, topped with crisp fried noodles could never complement each other better. Never!
You feel the warmth as you slwallow this spoonfull, and a tingling tangy sensation will spin your tastebuds into heaven.
now that you've tasted it, you realise that you didnt realise your drool was all over the table. your tongue has now tasted the forbidden fruit! so delicious is this portion of soup that it may casue the arousal of sexual desires in some. Many ladies have also known to Orgasm on this soup! (not on the soup assholes!)
but a lethal warning, this soup could, if had too fast or too much, cause impotency, pregnancy & worst of all - diarrhea .

( please also keep in mind, this is the reviewer's point of view, it could actually be better for U!!)

Price - 35 Rs non-a/c
40 Rs a/c

MOVIES U HAVE TO WATCH!!!

BITCHEZ....three movies we have to watch, besides Inglorious Basterds, District 9 and Twilight - The new moon or sumthin (kenny u fag)

ch-h-h-heck this out!

number 3




number 2



number 1




bonus list
'Jennifer's Body' only because Megan Fox makes me horny.

Teri Gaand!

Hi insane insaans..

although no-body reads this blog
i must persuade my freakish nature of pretending to entertain.
plus, the show must go on (even if there is no audience)

so ladies and bhangi's... presenting the elaborate ->

Teri Gaand - An Autobiography of a Bhangi (so get down on it and read!)

This boy has been around, and yet nobody ever noticed the sheer presence of talent in him, until he packed his bags and went off in search of new land, new pastures to graze on, new friends to appreciate his 'rad talent'

And, unfortunately, it was only then, that we, the unfortunate ones, realized that his immaculate aura of 'rad' was missing!

"Vinay Pagrani" a.k.a. "Loolie Teri Gaand Main" or rather fondly "P.U.G.S"


I recall this wonderful incident where the we, the ubercool gang, had gone for a one-of-a-kind treck to Khutghar Gaon! (a highly recommended place resting on the banks of a mildy polluted river that was flowing with goodness, and little oompha-loompha's)

With great difficulty we reached this hidden river, enduring much on the way, (including some of P.U.G.S. jokes!!) So when we arrived we were mystified by the amazingness of the river! and pugs was as usual his usual bhangi self! dancing & pranting and basking in the moonlight! what a fruitcake.
the night passed as fast as all good times do, in a jiffy it was morning, and while we thought we'd head off to lonavala, pugs informs us that somebody at home might notice that he wasnt "at home" Impossible we replied, but he insisted, and here we witnessed the first signs of Bhangi-ness. from there on everythign was a blur and i do not recall anything.

i shall post more bhangi escapades, as mother nature is calling me right now!

last words - Vinay The True Blue Blooded Bhangi shall never be forgotten.

i dedicate this song to my friend & true bhangi brother -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK98csZHGjo

KKK - KILLER KATS KLAN

ALL KATS OUT THERE ARE TRYING TO KILL!! BEWARE
# 1 - INTIMIDATION!

KATS ALWAYS BRING YOU THEIR KILL THIS IS A SIGN SAYING - "YOUR'E NEXT BITCHEZ"




#2 - PRETENDING TO SAVE HUMANITY!!
THIS IS THEIR METHOD OF COMMUNICATING WITH KATS AROUND THE WORLD & HATCHING AN INGENIOUS PLOT TO KILL HUMANS.

# 3 - SEDUCTION:-
ATTACK WOMEN AND HOT CHICKS!!
THEY KNOW NO MAN CAN SURVIVE
...WITHOUT HOT CHICKS!
LADIES - WATCH OUT DANGER !!!!

# 4 - GRUESOME TRAINING TECHNIQUES
INTENSE TRAINING CAMPS ....FOCUSING ON TEETH...
AND PRACTICING ON CACTUS



PLEASE WATCH OUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN>>

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Time Lapse!

Check it out ...this is 2006 above




& this is 1979 ...!
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This Post Doesnt Have A Meaning.

I have joined a new networking site FecesBook.

I suggest you all join and become part of my FecesFamily.

join here

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what two words in Japanese combines to mean "a masculine superpower" having a "clumping ability"?

Clue : - The King Of All Cosmos



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So the question in everybody's mind is ...
is curd good for the brain?

well, an online poll suggests that although it may not be scientifically proooven, curd is good for the brain.

90% of all grandmothers know this.
( the living ones, including vinay)

also curd is good with fried brain. mmmmm.

lil steven: - hey grandma, is this curd good for my brain
grandma:- fuck yeah! eat up son ... here have some brain also.
lil steven:- fuck grandma ... this is the Shit!!
grandma: - i know son. i love you 2.

QUIZ TIME! WHICH TRANSFORMER ARE YOU!

Hey BRAINCURDLES! That is you, the people of Brain Curd. It's time for a brand new feature of BRAIN CURD - THE BLOG FOR SEXY PEOPLE.

This new feature is the BRAIN CURD QUIZ! Today's quiz will be 'WHICH TRANSFORMER ARE YOU?!' Take this quiz to find out the answer!

Q.1 : FUCK YOU, YOU ARE NOT A TRANSFORMER

Yaaaaaay!

The MASTER TAANGSTERS

So, the other day, some dudes from the days of yore decided to meet up. These dudes might not be the prettiest of dudes, or the smartest of dudes, but God DAMN if they aren't THE DUDLIEST OF DUDES.

So, two of the MAIN DUDES required for such a DUDICIOUS CONGREGATION are the man-child combo of OBASSITY and KDEEZY.

But it was not to be.

This particular DUDALICIOUS JAMBOREE would even have seen the reunion of the fabled MAROL BOYS, since even COLONEL CORN L. was present. DAMN YOU PRICEY MAROL FUCKS FOR NOT BEING THERE!

/rant

TO BE DRUNK ... OR NOT TO BE DRUNK ...

Hi,

As you all know that booze is the most powerfull exilxer... i have to say ... today ... we realised that we are all acutally under the control of these small robot particles that are present in Mr. Monk and Mr. Antiquity...there is NO exlier! (r however that is spelt)

LULI & ANTI LULI???!!!

WILL THE REAL LULI PLEASE STAND UP!

Rapid Fire Round.

hi, hello, anyone, everyone!
work is a killer but loook, i found time to write stuff on this page (and you fodyas have to read it)
1
These mo-fo rickshaw drivers are getting more aggressive these days because they chalao on their own marzi !!
time to show them the fury!
quoting me at a certain party "...ill break a bottle on your head bitch!!!"
2
and i hate kiss-asses, i see many of them at work. I prefer sitting at my desk researching rock & its origins and watching YouTube videos of old artists. I'm not getting any kicks out of it, its just a reminder that i have to practice at home, which i never do.
3
Why is everybody crying about michael Jackson, i dont feel a thing about his death an all?! is that strange? does it make me a heartless bastard?

Kool Killer

Can i Axe you a questin?

...I'm Octomama!!!

THE SCARY OCTOMOM!


Its true ... type "Nadya Suleman giving birth to 8 babies at a time" in google.

BITCHES! THIS IS EDUCATION!

ARE YOU A REAL MAN?? ARE YOU??!? JRRRMYOOOBASSSIITTII!




Also, you will now see manyposts perpage. You're welcome.

The Anthem - Part 1

( the anthem part 1 )

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

An Angry Robot
Never Kilss
Never Lies
Never Stops
NEver Dies

Never thinks
Never tries
Never nice
never twice

just kill
plain & simple

turn around and you'll find
the robot right behuind.

NOW YOU WILL - NOW YOU WILL - NOW YOU WILLLLLL
DIE!! DIE!
You'll DIiiiieeee!!!!
arrrrrhrrhghghh.....

sucess.
system shutdown.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

The Master Let Down..

Tuesday, June - 23 - 2009,

Bombay

Location : Firangi Paani @ Fun Republic.

On This fateful day two of our Brain Curdled members decided to attend this Music Extravaganza to be held at the above mentioned location.

So Mr Jrmy & Mr Knny set out on their Journey. They Decide that they are not appropriate mood for this absolutely awesome gig. At aound 8.15 they enter a local chamiya bar., consume an Quart rum wid Thums Up.. Within 30 mins they get done & head to the venue.

On the way having some interesting conversations & checking out some Hot punannis. They reach the venue finish of their cancer sticks & enter the lift with this absolutely stunning biatch wearing a cock tease of a Saree.. yum yum...

They reach their destination & Bump into the band Bassist. Mr K say "Dude! Wats the scene" Mr Bassist Den Replies "Scenes are not good". Hearing this We get the idea of what exactly is going on. The den decide to have a Master leak. Doing that they go to the receptionist & He tells "Rs 500 Cover Charge"..

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Moral & Explanation of the story

We Go to Firangi Paani to see Reverse Polarity play, as we were invited & it was supposed to be free entry. We go there and they expect us to pay Rs 500 for cover , which will only buy us 1 Pint & A Samosa.

So u think only we the stingy poor bastards were complaining.. it was even the the rich kids who were like WTF... few of them were saying stuff like "We'll Show Dem".. "Wat a Fuckin Let Down".. Even the rich kids.. They were in the same lift as we were.

Regardless i think the Rich Gujarati Muhfucks must have gone in & must demanded dem to play some fucking Dandiya shit.. or himesh..

I Don't Blame Reverse Polarity.. (At least Jordan was pissed off abt it.) But this SHIT is Channel [V(are gay)] & Firangi Paani [BJN Group (BJN = Blow Job Networks )] Brainchild.

This Was the Master Let Down Of this Month.

There's more i wanna add.. but I'm done typing..

Comments please...

Hot Release : 311 New Album + Bonus Tracks...

Good Morning people..

Some New music for Ur ears..

the 311 albums + Bonus Tracks..

http://www.mediafire.com/?kj5mdwgynnz

http://www.mediafire.com/?qnyeznzvwut

Please Copy paste theese Link in Your Browser..

Look Out for Some Music Coming.. Any sugestions & Requests are welcomed...

Soldier Barker

Viva les Hip hop ~ Punk rock!!

-Luli

Kahani Kismat Ki

hi logon,

Welcome to Dr. Braincurd Clinic - Your one stop shop solution to all your intimate problems.
Q:- Hi I am 22 male and weigh only 50.....i have heard about this endura mass...and i wanna know that is it good?
Dr.BC:- is it good? let me tell you in song!

"kya aapko kabhi patla papad jaisa mehsoosh hua?" "kya aapke haddiya hamesha tooth jaate hai?" "kya aapko bhi rockstar banni hai?"
...toh aapko Endura Mass Khani hogi
...ek bar bas aazma ke dekhe...Rock Star banjaiye

Dr.BC: - i hope that solves your querie.
A

Naye Zamane Ka Reader..

OK so I got into this new Habit called of Reading... eBooks of course.. (I'm so 2009) but reading ebooks can be so pissing off..

While reading you favourite Book/Comic/Porn ebook.. found it awfully irritable about the pages in a weird order..

So here comes PDF action reader which saves the day. Which makes the books interface like a real one..

Posting the link.. Download it.. and try it Ur selves..

http://www.pdfaction.com/pdfactionreader.html

P.S. No Adware Or Spyware found.. Alleluia..

Bruno Ya..

Presenting from the makers of Borat.. Comes yet another Awesome.. Movie.. Based on the infamous Character from the Ali G Show.. Check out the trailer.. We have to watch this one together like we saw Borat in class..

Abe ... yeh kya scene hai?

Abe ... yeh kya scene hai...

Blink & Daft Punk along with Kanye West ?!
what genre is that..'niggerpunkdance'

off RS online:-
For their first tour since 2005, Blink-182 are trying a new strategy: rehearsing. "We used to walk onstage and forget our parts — we just wanted to play fast and look cool," says bassist Mark Hoppus. "This time, we want to be more artistic." The trio's reunion tour will feature all their pop-punk hits and a few new songs, plus they're planning an intense light show from Daft Punk and Kanye West's set designer. "We want to use the entire arena as a lighting rig and a stage," says Hoppus. "We're being as ambitious as possible."

Maska Maaro!

Fuck that stupid class blog dude's, no-body gives a fuck in our class anyways!

...so BrainCurd is here to entertain you!(Saving the Day)

now this is the killer shit..
wouldnt it be nice to have poetry like this in school?!

Hickory Dickory Dock
I'm the coolest fuck on the block

i run the show ... you gotta know
your girlfriends mom is a ho!

Hickory Dickory Dock!


hey .. check out the new header creative made by kenny
also if you havent seen the trailer to The Hangover..(released in the states)
check it out here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmkDDmoODA

DICKHEADS!!!

The Best Reggae Ska Video Ever..

This is officially the best Reggae Video EVER... The Best part is Indians are A major part of this Awesome production.. check it out..

Blink 182 fans

download the rare ones from here...

just copy paste them into a new tab > right click>save as.

http://www.taringa.net/posts/musica/1905566/megapost---Blink-182.html

Future of us marol boys looks weak!

Marol is hanging in the balance of a few of us remaining, the rest of our brothers have all been plagued by the disease that has been spread by the virus, code name - JBB. (johnnyblackboy)

the symptoms of the disease,

• extreme dancing involving the use of you fists, swinging arms and spinning air tables
  
• thinking your a professional DJ.
• thinking your a gangster.
  
• wearing hip-hop clothes like your the real-G from the hood.
  
• thinking your a professional stunt biker with bike slogan - we don't ride fast, we fly low
• getting tattoos done to symbolize/emphasize on g-talk.

we are slowly coming to an end my brothers,
and all those reading this post from marol, you are the last ones left.
we must stop this before the plague spreads to the rest of the world... !!!!

This Blog is for Hagavign

hi,

welcome to Braincurd.blogspot.com - dimmag ki dahi maat karna
this spot is only for hagaving, so all your "hope you die in hell" comments are generally welcome

hey, also you can leave & post any thing, i will not delete it. i have a motive behind braincurd.

please let your creative curds flow and post any thing you love/like/hate here (music,lyrics,tabs,riffs,graphics,htmls,images) for reviewing by other blog members.

*everything posted here is free, so dont copyright your shit


so let the Hagaving begin.

-jeremy